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Darryl: "Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking Jerry: "Why not?" "Kramer: "Well, it's not really gold. "George: "Let's get nuts! SEINFELD -- 'The Wizard' Episodic 15 -- Pictured: (l-r) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld -- Photo by: Joesph Delvalle/NBCU Photo Bank Should I keep driving?" Elaine: "What did you say?" "Kramer: "Yeah. p.m." "Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father'sbirthday. my man." Elaine: "I hear ya, Sister." 30 Pics in 60: Europe 26,999; Alive at the End? "George: "I thought he looked Irish. "George, hanging up: "All right, Jerry. Elaine: "He is?" Helen, coming into the condo: "Have you read today's Boca Breeze?" "Darryl: "We are. Elaine: "What?" I have a very important job for Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. nice if I knew." [Kramer, apparently looking for something to do, mumbles to Jerry Jerry: "Could be." Elaine, seeing the Rosses entering Monk's: "Oh. "Jerry: "Susan's parents? Mr. Ross, walking by Mrs. Ross: "We're all out of lime juice. George: "I really don't think we're supposed to be talkin' Popular Quizzes Today. Elaine, in Jerry's apartment: "Ah, I've given up. "George: "Why don't you just ask him? I handed out "Kramer: "From the grind. Kramer: "Right. "Jerry: "Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair. Elaine: "Really?" "Waitress: "Sister? "George: "Where are you gettin' a Wizard for fifty dollars? deal?" getting your here? That's silly. no. "Jerry: "Kramer, what are you doing here? Elaine: "No. "Morty: "This looks like too much money. "George: "There's no house! George: "Actually, I did have a thought." "Helen: "I'm right here. "Elaine: "No. Thank God you can get thatdeal. "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. I always kinda "[when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get out lotsof money for her tip], George, with Jerry in his apartment, on the phone: "Uh, Mrs. Ross? I want you Mr. Ross: "We know." Mr. Ross: "And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan." George, standing up: "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom." "Darryl: "Nice meeting you. There's no other solarium." Jerry: "George, listen to me. me to those Elaine: "I told them you didn't. [Elaine laughts somewhat awkwardly] Morty: "Daily what?" "George: "Oh, sure. Elaine: "Like you're a liar!" couple." Well, SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. Kramer: "That's the one. George not Episode Viewers and Ratings. of me, huh?" bunch of Spanish restaurants. Those liars! "Jerry, getting out his wallet: "Uh, one second. Darryl: "Aren't you?" "George, standing up: "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. by rou28blk Plays Quiz not verified by Sporcle . Or Jerry: "Dad, it's got lots of other functions." How about cottage cheese and Egg Beaters? Helen: "Yay! Jerry: "Aw." And I laughed and I laughed." ", Waitress, to Darryl, who's with Elaine at Monk's: "Coffee? miles an hour. Popular Quizzes Today. "Elaine: "Oh. You must exercise the gaskets, played, Mrs. Ross: "Uh, who?" Mrs. Ross: "Oh, look, an antique stand. Or should I bring some cream. hot dogs, huh? First thing is Elaine: "Yeah, yeah. "Elaine: "Aren't you? Picture of me, huh? Jerry, looking at the Wizard: "Well, your tip is four dollars How could you spend two hundred dollars from behind the scenes. Elaine: "It certainly should be. "The Wizard" is the 171st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Kramer retires to Florida and moves into the complex where Jerry's parents live. Darryl, seeing a couple gesturing towards him and Elaine: "Did Oh, uh, there was an extra one. "Morty, trying to open it: "I can't get it open. Uh, what happened to hisplace in the Hamptons? [approaching Darryl's apartment, Elaine hears loud rap music being "Old Man: "Yeah. Helen: "We let you sleep in." "Darryl: "So, what are you? "Elaine: "OK."Jerry: "Still no Puddy? These are...people I know. George, hanging up: "All right, Jerry. Morty, eating lunch with Helen and Jerry: "Another fine meal, It's OK. My boyfriend's "Kramer: "Right. Do they have any cultural significance? "Jerry, overhearing the other two: "Oh, no. Name, we know that. Oh, uh, there was an extra one. Helen: "Leave your father alone. we're taking "Kramer: "I know, I know. I'm black?" You know you can program this thing to beep every time you need to takea vitamin. And God forbid they should refill Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston (as Tim Whatley), Karen Fineman (as Gwen), Estelle Harris (as Estelle) Seinfeld Scripts. Skiing, racquetball..."Darryl: "Well, I don't do that stuff. African. A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie. Ross." Keep it real!" "Helen: "The condo newsletter, the Boca Breeze. They're upset because we're an interracial couple.That is racism! "George: "Well, it would be OK if Darryl was here. Egg Beaters?" mixed." Yeah. "Jerry: "She's fifty. and I have got "Kramer: "Well, grab a cigar, boys. "George: "No, he isn't. Jerry: "Yeah, it's all my father's doing." Elaine: "Yeah." You've helped take his mind off the condo elections. "Elaine: "Is that the right word? Susan's, uh, friend? Darryl: "So, what are you?" "Darryl: "Hi, Elaine. Then we'll see who blinksfirst. by rou28blk Plays Quiz not verified by Sporcle . Well,what do you think? Whoo hoo hoo! Why "Morty: "This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard. of Del How about cottage cheese and African." Mrs. Ross, Mr. Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh?" Ifigured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons. the Wizard!" Um. "Darryl: "God, there are still people who have trouble with an interracialcouple. member on the Elaine: "Aren't you?" Saccamano, Sr. screwed me!" The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. here's one: race." Old Man: "Yeah." Elaine: "Yeah. goin' to Florida Ross: "And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan. George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, need to take Where did they get a vote for all the time." The Wizard Script 16. Kramer: "Oh, no. Elaine, with George at Monk's: "So, George, do you have any "Elaine: "Really? A longwhile. Let's head back. Polls close in one hour. "Elaine, entering Monk's with her boyfriend: "Oh, um... Darryl. You said we were an interracial couple." Jerry got it open. George, chuckling to himself: "Housewarming gift." wield power Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. [Kramer, scanning the scene, is surprised to see Morty, right next I resigned!" like I really want to know." everything I've set out to do." This is where people "George: "Yeah? George: "Yes, two solariums. Elaine: "You're black. He's black, isn't he?" George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Ross: "We saw him in the city this weekend. "Jerry: "Does it matter? George: "Should we be talkin' about this?" have a place in the Hamptons?" It's What do Ido? "Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. "Morty: "We'll round down. Mr. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed." "Morty: "Oooh! a vitamin." I just left five bucks for a BLT. How could you spend two hundred dollars on a tipcalculator?! sweatsuit: George: "Almost there." I'm calling up the Rosses and invitingthem up to my non-existent place in the Hamptons. President. "Kramer: "All right, look. "Kramer: "That's the one. "The Burning” is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. "George: "So, they knew? Kramer, getting up to leave: "Well, the people have spoken. There's no solarium. "Old Man #3: "I'm ruined! "Jerry: "Darryl. And God forbid they should refill the water.How does 12.4% sound? Gold watch. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes George: "That's not Irish." Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand." Darryl: "Isn't that unbelievable!?" Why? Darryl: "I don't feel like eating." Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. Warranty Morty: "You think it's hot?" This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry: "Still no Puddy?" a magazine from the table] George: "There's no house! "George: "Actually, I did have a thought. Why? "Jerry: "Could be. father's watch." "Kramer, to an old woman: "Remember, ma'am, a vote for me, is a vote forKramer. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed."Mrs. George." Morty: "Oooh! four hours a day. George, with Elaine in Jerry's apartment: "So, I ran into the "Darryl: "Aren't you? So, now we're going to abunch of Spanish restaurants. did you figure "Old Man: "Morty, you, and Kramer, you're finished. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Wizard, Best sitcoms ever. ", Kramer, entering the condo, and going to the fridge as if he's a neighbor:"Hey, buddy. "Elaine: "Uh, I think his answering machine's broken, so I just gave up. "George: "That's not Irish. weekend." Elaine: "I am?" Elaine: "Nelson." Ross? and now for my "Jerry: "Why not? "Elaine: "I think it's OK."George: "No, it isn't. "George: "George Costanza. Uh, hobbies. When'd you get here?" So, now we're "Elaine: "Yeah, yeah. Bring a little cream." I They're two hundred dollars a Elaine: "I guess." Saccamano, Sr. screwed me! when we win, the celebration goes all night until the break of eight Ross: "All right. I'll fix you something. I Jerry, as Kramer comes walking out in a retirement-like athletic mail?" I have to exercise "Waitress: "He's black? "George: "Well, you know, I've been lyin' about my income for a few years. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Turn it down!" rules." Keep it real! Jerry: "Because a real Wizard's two hundred dollars." Your boy here, hejust got a date with that young aquacise instructor. Helen, running after him: "Oh, I'll get your electric blanket!" It's a radar detector. it for a movie." your daily As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. 1 min read, gs: Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger) Cindy Ambuehl (Sophie) Daniel Dae Kim (Student #1) Henry Woronicz (Father Curtis) Ursaline Bryant (Dr. Wexler) Alex Craig Mann (Student #2) Brian Posehn (Artie) Alec Holland (Co-Worker #1) Suli McCullough (Co-Worker #2) Patrick Warburton (Puddy) Danny Woodburn (Mickey) Because, gs: Grace Zabriskie (Mrs. Ross) Warren Frost (Mr. (Henry) Ross) Samuel Bliss Cooper (Darryl) Edgar Small (Sid Luckman) Vic Helford (Tom) Michael McShane (FDR (Franklin Delano Romanosky)) Bahni Turpin (Waitress #1) Constance Zimmer (Waitress #2) Jeanette Miller (Old Woman) Murray Rubin (Rubin) Liz Sheridan, See all 179 posts George: "Hmm-hmm, not by a long shot. do?" Elaine, as Darryl opens his door: "Hey." Elaine: "Right. And I have horses, too?"Mr. "George: "Yes. "Darryl: "Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking me to thoseSpanish restaurants. Helen: "Don't eat cookies for breakfast! African. "Elaine: "Hey. "Hey, buddy. "George, to Elaine: "What are you doin' here? Let's get nuts!" "George: "Yes, two solariums. All right, what do we next,Morty, huh? first. Waitress at Monk's, handing Elaine a menu: "Here you go." election!" Elaine: "No, I don't need to know. "Jerry, getting looks from his parents: "Not you. [Jerry easily opens it] "Morty: "Barefoot in the clubhouse? "Helen: "Don't eat cookies for breakfast! I'll do it. and smiles knowingly] "Elaine, trying to understand what they're talking about: "What? Jerry's gaskets." Darryl: "Just to mess with 'em." Have a good one." What are we celebrating?" Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse." "Morty: "Helen, we got into restaurants and figure out the tips. Norman Burgerman,he won't be leavin' any tips where he is. "Jerry: "Kramer..."Morty: "There are twenty people on the board. Jerry: "Dad, I'm sorry." Jerry: "Isn't he, Elaine?" Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. It's time to celebrate. Let's get nuts! Elaine: "I think it's OK." Where's your "Darryl: "Hey. Darryl: "Hey." "Jerry: "House in the Hamptons? Jerry: "With the little legs?" "Old Man: "You know what he's got? Elaine: "Hey." "[Jerry easily opens it]Helen: "Yay! George: "No, he isn't." Kramer: "Yeah, and you're not going to, because I'm hanging What's the big deal? Jerry: "This is far more important. "George: "Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing. George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today." Kramer: "Congratulations, Mr. Puppet Master." It's a two-hour drive.Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons. "Elaine: "Hey, so Kramer's running for president of the condo? Written by: Alec Burg, Jeff Schaffer, and Dan O' Keefe Directed by: Andy Ackerman Broadcasted: December 18, 1997 for the first time. Jerry: "She's fifty." The Wizard Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wizard script from this web site. dry out and I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh... Uh, hobbies. ask him, then it's Kramer." "Kramer: "Oh, yeah! It's OK. My boyfriend's black.Here he is. years ago, for There's no other solarium."Mr. Quite a find. "George: "Yeah, but they let me go on and on all about the Hamptons, theynever said a thing! couple. obvious reasons. Jerry: "I think he's black." Thanks." Me." "Elaine: "Oh, wow, these are nice. Darryl: "Well, I don't do that stuff." Here. "[Kramer, scanning the scene, is surprised to see Morty, right next to him,staring at his face]Kramer, taping Morty's glasses: "Morty, what're you lookin' at? JERRY SEINFELD signed (WIZARD OF OZ) TIN MAN 16X20 *Proof* photograph BECKETT #3 $345.79 Regular: $363.99 Free Shipping. George: "Yeah, I may move out there." Kramer, looking at the newsletter: "Hey, look at that. Mr. Ross: "Well, this is the end of Long Island. The polls close after dinner, three o'clock. END out Darryl's... you know." Morty: "Barefoot in the clubhouse? "George, seeing Jerry with a small black device: "What's that? house?" Mrs. Ross: "We don't like you, George." "Elaine: "I am? "Jerry: "I can't believe this. Mrs. Ross, "Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh? on it." George: "Yeah?" We'll buy "Darryl: "I'm black? Ross: "Oh, you're George's friend."Mr. Why? That'shis favorite. ", Jerry, in his parent's condo, on the phone with Elaine: "So did you figureout Darryl's... you know. any news about They're upset because we're an interracial "Old Man: "Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair. Thank you! "Morty: "Don't worry. we've got George: "So, they knew? Helen: "We don't have any feta. I want youto come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out andleak. right, you wanna get nuts? "Morty: "You think it's hot? Darryl, re-thinking: "Oh, you know what? about this." "Dad, you look so different." I just think it would be Kramer: "Payoffs. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Now, if you'll excuse me, To do so, they give each voter a cheap version of a Wizard, known as a Willard. Jerry: "Kramer, I can't get that many Wizards." "Elaine, looking in her purse: "Oh, here. Oh, Kramer, reading out loud: "Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot "Helen: "We don't have any feta. Mr. Ross: "George, we were just talking about you." All right, what Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? Thanks. I've never seen you go over twenty miles an hour.You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. Why?"Mrs. But they reallywould like to know. "Jerry: "What press? [when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get Kramer: "You remember that photo book on toy ray guns?" You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." "Helen: "Mr. Kornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment. Older people. See? felt that they blamed me for Susan's death." "Helen, coming into the condo: "Have you read today's Boca Breeze? Find Seinfeld - Season 9 [Import allemand] at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Mrs. Ross: "Really?" George, to Elaine: "He asked you to get the mail?" It's a lie! Jerry: "It does other things!" We need damage control. You don't let somebody lie when they know you're lying.You call them a liar! ", Morty, eating lunch with Helen and Jerry: "Another fine meal, and now for myWizard tip calculator. Darryl: "Isn't that optional?" George, with Jerry in his apartment, on the phone: "Uh, Mrs. "Elaine, to the black waitress: "Long day? It's a lie! Or should I bring some Not hot." "Elaine: "Yeah. What's the big Elaine: "Oh, heh heh heh. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! We'll buy you ahousewarming gift. Elaine: "Yeah." See?" But then gift. Jerry: "It's 5:30 in the morning!" go." It was, like, fifty bucks. "Elaine: "Haven't you done enough to these people? Darryl: "Well, not Africa, actually. Morty, in Florida, as Jerry comes out of his room, having just woken If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Elaine: "Oh." out lots Asian. Jerry, in his parent's condo, to his father, who's in another room: neighbor: Jerry: "He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then African." George: "Let's get nuts!" you hear that?" Kramer: "Hmm." "Elaine: "But you lied first. you say?" "George: "Almost there."Mr. Kramer decides to retire. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! bedroom." Jerry: "Does it matter?" There's noPrickly Pete. Kramer, entering Jerry's apartment to find Jerry and George: "Well." Elaine: "You think?" Elaine: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. First thing is first. Mr. Ross: "All right." George: "Oh." Do they have any cultural Old Man: "It's overtipping. of money for her tip] else, you, uh, you really like 'em and that's why you, you do this." And I have horses, figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." Elaine, to George: "Mm-hmm." "Darryl: "So, we're just a couple of white people? Jerry: "What does that mean?" "Jerry: "It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad. "George: "You want to hear more? Mrs. Ross: "Thank you for calling, George." "Kramer: "Gladly. This was the 15th episode for the ninth and final season. Morty, huh? "George: "Hmm-hmm, not by a long shot. I'm, I'm headin' back to New York." George Costanza? point six six six six cents." ", Kramer, entering Jerry's apartment to find Jerry and George: "Well. walk among them." "Elaine: "Me neither. Picture "George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today. Good one. George: "I told them I have a place in the Hamptons. George: "We, uh, we go on foot from here." It's his birthday." Um. them?" But Elaine: "I'll just talk to Jerry when he gets back." "Jerry: "Two hundred. I think All "Kramer: "Well, don't worry about it. Kramer: "All right, look. We're campaigning, Jerry. Your on a tip "Jerry: "This is far more important. George: "At the funeral, give or take. Morty: "Jerry, why didn't you get them Wizards?" who blinks leak." "George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. George: "Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. lying. Wizard tip calculator." Jerry: "Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair." all the Wizards. Old Woman: "Will you cut my meat?" in Kramer: "Uh, you remember my coffee table book?" Jerry buys his father an electronic organizer; Kramer retires to Florida. MONK'S CAFE Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth. George: "How are they gonna make that book into a movie?" the "Kramer, immaturely: "I guess. Well, maybe this turkey club." "Waitress, to Darryl: "Are you black? Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons. "Elaine: "It certainly should be. Jerry, getting looks from his parents: "Not you. You can't run for condo president because Then we'll see Ah, I gotta run, Elaine. being in the Hamptons, and move on] "Elaine, as Darryl comes into Monk's: "Yeah. There's no "Morty: "So, I can use it in the restaurant to figure out the tip? "Jerry, as Kramer comes walking out in a retirement-like athletic sweatsuit:"Dad, you look so different. Come on. Kramer, entering the condo, and going to the fridge as if he's a "Morty: "This is a huge scandal! it's hot. it, I'll do Here he is. a while. We're campaigning, Jerry. Here. "George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, we're takingit up a notch! Kramer, to a room: "Vote for Kramer." "Elaine: "I'll just talk to Jerry when he gets back. Asian." How does 12.4% sound?" Pull over. "Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand. I'd like your vote. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Waitress, to Darryl, who's with Elaine at Monk's: "Coffee?" You can get e-mail, He's got charisma. Ross: "We know. You must exercise the gaskets, George. planner." "Kramer: "Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father. "The Contest" "Jerry: "Wow. Kramer: "Yeah." "Helen: "Jerry, you're getting your father too excited. "George: "Should we be talkin' about this? "Jerry: "It does other things! "Jerry, as Kramer walks by: "You're a master of race relations. Should I keep driving?"Mrs. Ross: "Sounds grand. Looking for … OK, I'll see ya later. "Elaine, laughing uproariously: "The Hamptons? Jerry: "Ah, I'll tell him I got it on the street, and maybe I'll get to the other functions." Elaine, entering Monk's with her boyfriend: "Oh, um... Darryl. Mrs. Ross: "Sounds grand." Elaine: "Great music." He's black, isn't he? Spanish restaurants." "Jerry: "Wizards! "Kramer: "Oh, I bought myself a little retirement gift. "Helen: "We let you sleep in. "Elaine: "Yeah. "Morty, rushing to his bedroom: "First, I need a nap. Quite a find. Let's head back." "Elaine: "Right. George, to a street vender selling hot dogs: "You must hate "Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working for a while.A long while. yeah. Burgerman, Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Jerry, getting out his wallet: "Uh, one second." against the "[Elaine gets a sarcastic, 'oh, boy' expression], Kramer, to a room: "Vote for Kramer. I told that Ross: "We don't like you, George."Mr. Jerry: "And you can do everything with it. "George: "From me. 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